My very first #MCM goes to @el__eddie 😻 that beard though » #thankyoutumblr
omgosh, I just melted. ^_^
this bitchass looks like he’s having a heartattack
me and my dog type each other messages sometimes
when your abuelita protects u with her chancla <3
NAMAMES JAJAJAJA XD
Gonna reblog this every time it crosses my dash.They dont want us to know
There was something I wanted to look up…
I forgot what it was
I’m on Tumblr instead
they’re doing it wrong.
wow i am so annoyed like holy shit i kind of just hate the whole of humanity right now because every person on this fucking planet sucks
theres a soccer game tonight and oh my god i can hear the people in a nearby restaurant screaming their lungs out
This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.
When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.
well clearly I’ve been spending too much on socks
My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, “So girls, if a boy ever says that he’s too big for condoms, you run. You run so far.”
my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go
‘why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot’
are we just going to pretend that the 3rd comment on this isn’t the funniest thing ever or what?
I want to sleep with you, in the most innocent sense of the phrase. I don’t know, I guess something about being able to synchronize our breathing to our own heartbeats really attracts me to the idea. I’d love to fall asleep to the sound of your voice and the smell of your hair. If I had my way, we’d cuddle and tell each other childhood stories before finally falling into a silent bliss. I want to sleep with you because I want to see if you snore, and if you do, I’ll tease you about it for the rest of our lives together. I want to be able to wake you up with a dozen kisses, just to stare into your eyes and silently communicate to you just how much I love you, because I just can’t find the words. Look forward to waking up to the smell of pancakes and pure sunshine, but don’t go anywhere. Yes that’s right, I’m cooking you breakfast in bed.
^ this is amazing
dont stay up late and make posts on tumblr when youre tired